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14

Oct

laketonlong:

#gotlove? #flashbacksbaby😍😘😘

Loling @ this rn.

time-travelingbananas:

cunicular:

New Zealand is the worst with ridiculous puns seriously we can’t help ourselves we have a town called Bulls and everytime we drive through there I just

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Oh god, we’re in Bulls…

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WHY

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BULLS JESUS CHRIST

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BULLS??

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THAT IS A POLICE STATION BULLS CRIME PREVENTION ISN’T A JOKE

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FOR FUCKS SAKE BULLS GET OUTTA MA FACE

As much as this town fucking annoys me, it’s understandabull.

(Source: marniethedog)

theatre-tech:

He even has the math to back it up.

(Source: africant)

rneowies:

ripstudwell:

i wish i could get paid for complaining

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(Source: nishlo)

victoriswhat:

reidsass:

friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!

picky eaters.. we are really touching upon all lame topics on this site huh

(Source: hemmingslyluke)

coolboyclub:

You ever get those nights where you’re like damn, I don’t wanna sleep alone

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos)

ceruleanreverie2:

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

(Source: ceruleanreverie)

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

*shy but actually a sex freak*

(Source: e-n-o)

shsltoasterlord:

nue:

nue:

what word in the english language is always spelled wrong

wrong

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(Source: nuemoved)

malijuanastyles:

When our photoshopping is so good the media believes it

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(Source: nizzlekicks)

girl:
babe come over
boy:
I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:
my parents aren't home
boy:
I know